DESCRIBING A WOMAN
>The best way of describing a woman is to use a ball.
>At 18, she is a football - 22 men going after her.
>At 28, she is a hockey ball - 8 men after her.
>At 38, she is a Golf ball - 1 man after her.
>At 48, she is a Ping-Pong ball - 2 men pushing to each
>other.
>
>DESCRIBING A MAN
>The best way of describing a man is to compare him to
>fruits.
>At 20 - A man is like a coconut; so much to offer, so
>little to give.
>At 30 - He is like a durian; dangerous but delicious.
>At 40 - He is like a water-melon; big, round & juicy.
>At 50 - He is like a mandarin orange; the season comes
>once in a year.
>At 60 - He is just like a raisin; dried out, wrinkled
>& cheap.
>
>What women think about sex
>At age 8 ignore it.
>At age 18 experience it.
>At age 28 look for it.
>At age 38 ask for it.
>At age 48 beg for it.
>At age 58 pay for it.
>At age 68 pray for it.
>At age 78 forget it!
>
>Men's sexual stages
>At 20 tries daily
>At 30 tries weekly
>At 40 tries weakly
>At 50 tries & tries
>At 60 tries & cries
>At 70 tries & dies!
>
What's your idea?
